How To


Part One

“What’s this?”

Xander didn’t move fast enough, and Spike plucked the book out of his hands. “Hey!” Xander sputtered.

“And here I thought you only read comic books.” Spike’s evil smile turned up at least three notches when he got a good look at the book’s cover. “Manhandled, is it?”

“I … it was an accident. I was looking in the How-To section at the bookstore and this book was there and I thought maybe it had something to do with, um, home improvement and …”

Spike tossed the book aside. “If you wanted lessons, you only had to ask, pet.”

The End