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    Amnesia!Spike by Mahaliem Spike was shocked when Buffy told him that he was a vampire.

    Another Nine Minutes by Werewindle   Xander solves his problem

    As Two Such Men Should Be by Mwrgana   For some reason, Xander is feeling... adaptable. Can he persuade Spike it's the real thing?

    Bad Thing by Zusblue   Bad things in the night

    Bait by Shade   "Hey! If you're going to kill me, at least pay attention to me!"

    The Big Bird Affair by Frk_werewolf   Three men, a Slayer, Big Bird, kissing, and an attempt in teaching self-defense.

    Bite Your Tongue by Electricalgwen   Spike's a domestic Goddess

    Blame it on the Dip by Kyrieane   Set sometime after Spike moves out of the basement

    Blighty by Evil Manic Laugh   Giles sends Spike and Xander on a mission to London together

    Bloody Odin by Tabaqui   Spike and Xander and Vikings!

    Birthday by Edibbea   The boys are going out. Xander remembers other outings

    Birthday Treat by Randy Sex Kitten   Not-so-subtle flirting at Giles' party

    The Blue Story by Two Ladies of Quality   The Basement of Doom, cheesy sci-fi cliches, the appeal of things that are blue.

    The Break Up by Rayne Jelly   Xander wouldn't just leave her! There was something terribly wrong!

    Bugger Me by Fanbot   Xander turns to Spike for some lessons.

    Captain Broody Pants by Jasonsnene   Xander and Spike decide Angel needs to loosen up. Chaos ensues

    The Census by Raihne   Spike fills out Xander's Census form

    Chain of Fools by Magixa   Spike and Xander's experiment goes a bit wonky

    Chairman of the Bored by Mwrgana   Spike's boredom threshold is gathering a dangerous head of steam - and Xander just happens to be there.

    Charmed by Spikedluv   Willow just wanted people to see past Xander’s dopey exterior, so he could attract someone. When she cast her spell, she didn’t expect it to be Spike.

    Checkmate by Lady Cat & Estepheia   Xander and Spike need to undergo a charade, post-Gift. Can they handle what's required of them?

    Colour Me Blind by Mwrgana   Spike has to protect his Xan from more than just demons

    A Consort's Holiday by BmblBee   The newly mated couple decide to take a little holiday.   Sequel to What Happens In Vegas

    Conversations by Werewindle   Three conversations between Spike and Xander

    Costume Party by Robin The Crossover Junkie   Xander in fancy dress for a halloween party

    Count Luffton by BmblBee One night Spike gets more than a little drunk and does something stupid.   Sequel to Mouse

    Crazy About the Boy by Twilightofmagic   Spike and Xander have a domestic accident with complicated results.

    Curious Xander by Saber ShadowKitten   In which yet another author perverts yet another icon of childhood, and we have fun with Spike and Xander.

    Dawn Summers, Matchmaking Genius by Snowpuppies   Dawn Summers is a matchmaking genius. Don't believe her? Just ask her.   Preview

    Death by Meth by Scorpio   Xander goes to a NA meeting.

    Death By The Horn by Suki Blue   Harmony is dead. But who killed her???

    Demons Anonymous by frk_werewolf   The Scoobies decide it's time to get help for their addiction.

    Dick 'n Jane by FireHorse   In which yet another author perverts yet another icon of childhood, and we have fun with Spike and Xander.

    The Difference Between Naked and Nekkid by Scribe   Xander likes to tease

    Dining Out by EntreNous   Xander’s birthday dinner, and Spike’s spoiling it.

    Dirty Meta Muse Porn! by Xanphibian   &   Lady Cat   The Authors confront their Muses

    Dog Eat Dog World by frk_werewolf   Spike gets a new pet.

    Don't Stop by Randy Sex Kitten   No-one believes Spike, even when he's telling the truth.

    Dyeing Young by Mad Poetess   Meetings in the hair-dye aisle at Wal-Mart.

    Eleven Pound by Karen   Ever wondered why Dracula owes Spike money?

    Episode 23 by Melissa   It was becoming ever more obvious the Scoobies had to meet to discuss the UST between Spike and Xander

    Everybody Thinks by Skitterby   Non-con of the "But, Spike, I don't wanna--oh, god, do that again!" variety.

    Facing Fear by Suki Blue   Spike is terrified of spiders

    Fanfic Angst Viewed As a Five-Star Thai Menu by Laazikaat(adapted from a concept originated by Alexandra)   How to rate the Angst level in Fan Fic Stories

    Fanfic Made Me Gay by Jameschick   The wonderful world of internet slash claims another not-unwilling victim.

    The First by Beetle   Basement of Doom on a Saturday night

    Five Jobs Xander Lost.... by Darkhavens   Xander loses job after job but finally gets a clue. And a summons.

    Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing by Darkhavens   Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing. At all. Ever. So hush.

    Fixation by Sukiblue   What might happen if Spike and Xander were left alone to run the Magic Box?

    Flicks by Electricalgwen   Spike has his own agenda when it's his turn to pick the movie

    Flowers and Chocolate by Mahaliem   Spike and Xander have to pretend they're in love

    Follow Spot by Mwrgana   Written like a screen play, Xander is taken out of context by his Mom

    Forever Sunday by Suki Blue   Xander is exhausted and wishes that he had more quality time to spend with Spike.  The obvious ensues.  Silly boy.

    For Money or Kittens by Hello-Spikey   Xander accidentally becomes Spike's owner when he tries to save Spike from a bunch of demon slavetraders

    Freaking by EntreNous   Xander comes out, and there's no problem -- and that's the problem.

    Fun with Baking, Or Not by Drivven   Xander and Spike make a mess in Buffy's kitchen

    Gagging For It by Eyezrthewindows   Xander comes to Spike for something surprising. Spike doesn't know whether to be flattered or insulted...

    Game Over by Sharvie   While Spike is still living with Xander in S4, they get trapped in the basement and have to find ways to keep themselves occupied. Angst warning

    The Gift that Keeps on Giving by Kimalis   Rewrite of the last few minutes of the Season 5 finale. Crack!fic

    The Great Hellmouth Charity Auction by Cicirossi   Xander and Spike put stuff up for sale and make Giles' life a little stranger.

    Green Filled Goodness by Scribe   Xander should know better than to drink anything at Willy's that doesn't come straight out of a can or bottle. Sequel to Tricky Treat

    Happy Birthday by BmblBee   It is Xander's birthday and his friends want to give him a present.

    Have I Mentioned That I'm Evil? by Jameschick   Dawn's attempt at a 'Buddy Spell' worked way beyond expectations

    Hidden Talents by Nasty Shrew   Why does Xander smell like Spike’s coat?

    His First Time by Truly Tazi   Spike's taking extra care

    Holiday!verse by BmblBee   Working for the Council, the boys are sent on assignments that require their special talents

    Home Decor by SunnyD-lite   Home décor, Hellmouth style.

    Home Visit by Xanphibian   Angel comes to check on the boys

    Honesty Is Always The Best Policy by Eyezrthewindows   Willow's truth spell works a little too well

    How To Date A Vampire by Suki Blue   Xander and Spike go on a first date. But things are never that simple, are they?

    If It Weren't For Bad Luck… by Jameschick   Dawn knew if it weren’t for bad luck, she would have no luck at all

    I Love My Penis by Kyrieane   &   Druffine   Conversation only, in the middle of the night.

    The Incorrigible Invalid by Savoy Truffle   Xander is a very trying patient

    Inside Jokes by Sorrel   Due to a rather odd occurance of spring cleaning, Xander rediscovers The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    Insomnia by Virtual Personal   Three drabble set. The scoobies are having trouble sleeping.

    Instant Karma by Kayla   Back in the day, Angelus arranged a marriage for his childe. It's now time for the ceremony

    Intervention by FireHorse   Xander's friends think his good mood is caused by his chocolate addiction

    In the Air Tonight by Suki Blue   A vision interrupts Xander's special Thanksgiving dinner with Spike, Doyle and Angel. Part of the From Out of Nowhere Verse

    In The Dark by Rune   It's off to Buffy's birthday bash for our boys, but on the way...

    It's All Been Done by crazydiamondsue   A snarky romp through both canon and fanon.

    It's An Adventure by Michelle   Spike and Xander take a road trip for the good.

    It's Just A Jump to the Left by Kimberly   Xander is trapped in a time loop, with no control over his actions in the future time he keeps cycling around to

    Just Once by Fangrrl   The scoobies will face Glory later tonight, and Xander doesn't want to leave any…unfinished business

    The Key of the Dragon Witch by Kirasmommy   Spike is the lock/key over the Hellsmouth and Xander must guard him after Willow interferes with a spell

    Kiss by Estepheia   Spike gives Xander the kiss of life

    K-I-S-S-I-N-G by Vinniebatman Andrew casts a spell looking for his true love, with unexpected results.

    The Lamest Spell by Nomelon   The lamest spell in the history of Sunnydale is cast on Spike. Xander gets caught in the crossfire.   Preview

    Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon by Beetle   Spike sullys the movie-quotes game with nudity and hard liquor. Sequel to The First

    Life of Almighty by Frk-werewolf   William and Alexander, two noble angels, are given a new task by the Lord: To play guardian angels to a pair of Scoobies

    Lights Out by Snowpuppies   Torch or flashlight?

    Like Magic by Sinandcinnamon   Xander's wanted to do this forever

    Livin' It Up While It's Going Down by Dancetomato   Some things never change

    The Lost Sausage by Naughtyfae   The boys fancy a drink but are strapped for cash then Spike has a brilliant idea. Be afraid, be very afraid!

    Love Potion #00BB00 by Pirate Purple   The boys know what they like

    Magic Moments by Sukiblue   A naughty blue demon decides it would be funny if Xander had Spike's baby

    Manroot: A very bad Spander pornfic by Suki Blue   Pure corn, a poke at over-the-top porn fic

    The Man Who Stole the Heart of William The Bloody by Darkhavens   Xander gets interviewed by the "No.1 Magazine for demon-human relationships"

    Messing with His Head by Lusciousspike   Xander wakes up next to Spike after a night of binge drinking  wip

    Ministrations by Misanthrope   and   EntreNous   This is bad!fic. Are you looking for misguided angst? Random ennui? Unprecedented sexual skills? Generic traps? Cliched descriptions and inappropriate goofiness? You will find it all here. Oh, and there's a teensy bit of crossover too, with The Sentinel

    Mission Implausible by Spikedluv   Xander and Spike undertake an undercover mission

    Mistletoe by Kayla   Xander was standing under the mistletoe

    Mistress Willow by T J Goldstein   The Willow we would all like to see.   S/X/Willow/Angel

    Mouse by Mouse   Xander has a fear of rodents and enlists Spike to rid him of a mouse. Spike, who has his own agenda, accepts the challenge.

    Mr Tig by Kirasmommy   A cat's eye view of the boys

    Mrs Harris by Scorpio   Mrs Harris talks about her son and his new boyfriend

    My Way by Obsession_is   Dialogue between Spike and Xander. Who will get their way?

    The Name of the Game by Sevendeadlyfun   Spike's lovers hold an intervention

    Nebraska! by Sajinn   Buffy, Xander, Spike and Angel take a road trip none will soon forget.

    NEXT WEEK ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ... by Kimalis   We interrupt your normal programming...

    Nursemaid by Karen   Spike plays nursemaid for Xander while he is ill. Xander doesn't know when to leave well enough alone.

    Oblivious by Beetle   During Scooby meetings, what deep thoughts lurk behind our favorite pair of brown eyes?

    One Turn of a Chicken's Foot by KittyPoker1   The pesky chip is spoiling Spike and Xander's fun

    Personals by Lady Cat   Xander puts his new computer to good use

    Plots and Popcorn by Kargrif   The girls spend the night watching some real ‘Reality TV’

    Post-Apocalyptic Trends by Crazydiamondsue   Set post “Not Fade Away.” Spike and Angel have Shanshu’d and Giles brings together ‘The Men Behind the Slayers’ for a retreat, where discussion on recent research trends yields sadly literal results. Warning: Mpreg and references to Spike/Angel and Xander/Angel. Satire.

    Predictability by Beetle   Unpredictability in the Basement of Doom

    Press "2" by Kayla   Xanders rings a phone sex number and gets a sexy English accent on the line

    Priceless by Kimalis   Xander deals with the aftermath of drinking too much at Clem’s birthday

    Productivity by Electricalgwen   Spike loses his concentration when teamed with Xander for Patrol

    A Puppy is Forever by Nash   Xander is hit by a spell and thinks he's a dog

    Pups 'O Plenty by frk_werewolf   Oh, Willow. The things your spells do. And the naughty things puppies get up to

    Real People by OtherCat   Spike has a secret hobby. So does Xander

    Rehearsal by The Brat Queen   Xander wants to please Anya, and Spike's there to help

    Relating by Mwrgana   Xander feels that his snarky vampire is still not suitably presentable for polite company.

    Ressurection of the Xanderbot by Savoy Truffle   Willow manages to repair the Xanderbot

    Return of the Gem of Amara, 3D by Cimmer   William and Liam are back.   Sequel to Revenge of the Return of the Son of the Gem of Amara, the Sequel

    Revenge of the Return of the Son of the Gem of Amara,the Sequel by Cimmer   Xander has to deal with William and Liam when the Ring of Amara is destroyed (again)

    Road Trips That Make You . . . by Eyezrthewindows   The roadtrip from hell. Prequel to Acceptance

    Rubber Ducky, You're The One by Beetle   Spike has a surprise for Xander

    Run, Spander, run! by Nash   Someone is trying to write slash.

    Santa Spike Comes Calling by Virtual Personal   Xander hated Christmas

    Save Me From Myself by Jane Davitt  Xander was offered to Spike and Spike wants him.

    The Sex Files Series by Evil Manic Laugh   Spike in the basement of doom, comedy spoof

    Silk by Lady Cat R   Spike, Xander, lost in Arabic opulence WIP

    Slip of the Tongue by Dragon's Phoenix   Spike says some things about Xander that he hadn't meant to

    Snakes in a Crypt by Sukiblue   There are snakes in Spike's crypt

    Spander 4eva by Nasty Shrew   Really really good bad!fic

    Spander 5K by Witling   Xander has to run miles to save the world. Spike isn't helping.

    Spander is Exploitive by Witling   The boys discuss porn and fic writers

    The Spander Kissing Meme by Moosesal   A game of Spin-the-Bottle

    Spike by James Walkswithwind   In which yet another author perverts yet another icon of childhood, and we have fun with Spike and Xander.

    Stay Away From my Ass! by Eyezrthewindows   Xander has an embarrassing problem

    Steel by Robin the Crossover Junkie   Spike and Xander are handcuffed together for three days

    Stupid Cupid by Spikedluv   A seemingly ordinary crossbow bolt causes Xander and Spike to develop lustful feelings towards each other.

    Sunnydale General Hospital by Michelle   Buffy the Soap Opera BadFic

    Swigging Syrup by SunnyD-lite   Xander knew he was seriously distracted.

    Tallywackers In Love by Amejisuto and Suki Blue   Penis meets penis, penis falls in love with penis, and they get damp.

    There's a Hole in My Bucket by Jane Davitt   Shutting him up is suddenly the most important thing in the world

    They Might Have To Cut Off My WHAT?? by Robin The Crossover Junkie   Some activities shouldn't be done in the snow

    Things Seen by Mwrgana   The boys get caught doing naughty things behind the stock shelves at the Magic box

    Too Much Tequila by Werewindle   Xander had too much tequila last night.

    Torture by KittyPoker1   Xander should have known his impulsiveness would lead to this

    Touched by Virtual Personal   Xander finds he’s touched by magic. His powers lead to hilarity and angst

    Towels by Deird1   Only Spike would start a letter, "Dear Pretentious Twat"

    Tricky Treat by Scribe   Xander uses his halloween costume to come out to his friends

    The Trouble With Tequila by Spikedluv   Xander ‘had too much tequila last night’

    True Romance: A Story of 2004 Words by Savoy Truffle   Spike has unusual notions of romance

    Truth or Dare by Jameschick   A drunk game of Truth or Dare

    Two's Company by Jackson   Sequel to Divided. Spike has been rejoined with his demon side but those pesky feelings just won't go away, and he wants Xander, however something in the form of a hot ex-demon is in his way.

    Unfinished Business by KittyPoker1   Xander receives a certain amulet in the mail.

    Untitled Scooby Meeting Fic by Lady Cat   Giles reveals a little TMI about Wesley during a private scooby meeting.

    Untitled s/x porn for catvampcrazines Hump Fest by Margie   Spike has fun with a vibrator

    The Vamp in The Hat by Mad Poetess   Dr Seuss for grownups

    The Vampire's Choice by Suki Blue   The boys choose each other's Halloween costumes

    Vamp Who Cried Wolf by Kargrif   Spike has told one too many tall-tales which causes problems when he’s finally trying to tell the truth

    Visiting Hours by Karen   A little taste of Spike and Xander's afterlife.

    Wedding Sonnet by Randy Sex Kitten   Spike has promised to write a Sonnet as his wedding vows

    A Week of Wrong by Anna S   The universe seems to be trying to set Xander up with Spike

    What a Night for a Knight by Crazydiamondsue   Spike and Xander drive around in a van solving a mystery. Satirical send up

    What are Friends for...? by Cimmer   The rocky road to true love.

    What Did You Say? by Darkling Dawns   summary

    What Happens In Vegas by BmblBee   Xander goes looking for adventure and gets more than he gambled on.   Preview

    Where's My Cow? by Electricalgwen   Xander's mom would sit with her toddler and read him his favourite book when he was unwell.

    Whispers by Sinandcinnamon   Xander gets back at Spike

    Who's the Coolest? by Mera   It’s Dawn’s birthday party. She makes everyone play 'I Never'.

    Window Dressing by Cicirossi   A trip to the mall. Funny but disturbing

    The Wish Effect by frk_werewolf   Xander should know not to make wishes.

    Wishes and Wants by BmblBee   So how did the boys in Holiday!verse or What Happens In Vegas get together in the first place? Maybe we have some answers?   Sequel to Happy Birthday

    Xander Harris And The Manifold Joys Of Scientific Research by T'eyla   Spike and Xander get bored with research and decide to spice things up a bit.

    Yeah by Moosesal   Internet relationship

    Your Bloody Fault... by Lit Gal   Spike and Xander come to Angel for help after accidentally bonding

    You've Got Spike by Michelle   Spike takes a job as a phone-sex worker.  S/X/Anya






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