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Rating: R for language

Summary: What’s your favorite word?



Words


by
Randy Sex Kitten



“What’s your favorite word?”

“Blood.”

“I said favorite word, not favorite food!”

Tap. Tap. Tap.

“Bloody hell, I don’t know! Red?”

Sigh.

“Word, not color.”

“I have no fucking idea.”

“You’re not doing this right, Spike!”

“What the hell do you want me to do, Whelp? I came over for a shag and you’re playing twenty fucking questions!”

Sigh.

“Fine, get on the with shagging.”

Pounce. Rip. Suck. Slurp.

“Are you going to help?”

“Nope.”

Sigh.

“Fine. You tell me yours first.”

“Basketball.”

“Basketball?”

“Yes, basketball!”

Pause.

“Xan?”

“What, Spike?”

“You don’t play basketball.”

“I know that. But the idea behind basketball is what I like. It takes heart, skill, dedication, patience, tolerance, selflessness, understanding of the human mind… It’s everything I want to be.”

Pause.

“Spike?”

“Yeah?”

“Are you crying?”

“No!”

Shift. Sniffle.

“jy.”

“What?”

“Joy. My favorite word is Joy.”

“Really?”

“Yes, Whelp, really!”

Silence.

“Aren’t you going to ask me why?”

“Nope.”

“Why not?”

“Because you don’t want to tell me.”

“Yes, I do!”

Pause.

“I do.”

Sigh.

“It’s warm. The sound of it is warm. It makes me feel whole when I say it. That’s why it’s my favorite word.”

Pause.

“Spike?”

“Xan?”

“Shag now.”

Pounce. Glug. Smack.

“Spike?”

“Bloody hell, what?”

“Love you.”

“Love you, too. Now shut up.”

Groan. Slurp. Moan.




The End







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