Rating: R for language
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money, et cetera ad nauseum.
Notes: This is my very first S/X, and it's just a drabbly bit of unbeta'd nonsense. But it popped into my head and wouldn't go away. I love it when that happens. *g*
Notes 2: Since this is my first S/X, please let me know if my voices/characterization needs work. Feedback is life.



Getting Their Feet Wet


by
Noandwhere



"Shut it, Harris."

"Owowow! Dammit, Spike!"

"I. Said. Shut it. Can't concentrate with you wailin' in me ear."

"This was your damn fault anyhow. Why didn't you tell me I was about to step into a fucking lake?"

"Had my mouth full, didn't I? How was I to know you were gonna be such a soddin' nancy about it?"

"Sodden is right. I'm completely soaked up to my waist. It's gonna be days before I can wear my workboots again. And do you have any idea how much wet denim chafes?"

"Can't be any worse than wet leather, pet. And you should be thanking me instead of whinging like a bint."

"Thanking you? I so can't wait to hear this one."

"That Fyarl was about to have you for elevensies. And you kissed me, if I recall correctly. Not my fault you weren't watchin' where you were going."

"Aren't you the one with the super-special vampire senses? And ow!"

"Just one last stitch…there, done. This one's gonna scar nicely, luv."

"Terrific. Add another one to my vast collection. Remind me why I thought patrolling in the rain was a good idea?"

"Because you wanted to get me alone and have your wicked way with me? Could've just said, not like I was gonna turn you down."

"I didn't know that! How was I supposed to know that?"

"I've been flirting with you for weeks, you daft git!"

"…Flirting? Calling me names, insulting me every time you open your mouth – and I was supposed to tell the difference from your normal behavior how?"

"You never pulled a girl's pigtails when you fancied her?"

"Spike, I grew up with a Willow. I'd get Resolve Face if I tried to pick on a girl, and Resolve Face was just as scary at ten years old as it is now. Oh, and for your information? Not. A girl."

"Don't know - haven't seen you naked yet, so I might need some proof. Gonna prove it to me, Harris?"




The End





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