The Twelve Days of Christmas
Spike and Xander Style

Spike sings:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve onions blooming,
 Eleven kisses loving,
Ten baths a-bubbling,
Nine candles scenting,
Eight knives a-shining
Seven hot chocolates for drinking
Six axes for chopping
Five punk Cd's,
Four pairs of jeans,
Three JD bottles,
Two shiny boots,
And a stake carved from a pear tree!

Xander sings:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve looks of leering
Eleven kisses loving
Ten fingers massaging
Nine feathers tickling
Eight hours of snuggling
Seven bottles for lubing
Six suits for working
Five country Cd's
Four porno videos
Three lovely poems
Two sets of handcuffs
And sex under the neighbour's tree!