Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but they will be
once I take over the world. Bwah-ha-ha
Summary: Dru sends Xander something unexpected.
Note: Written for Skuzzy's
Spander Pick-Me-Up Drabble Fest!, which is actually now a
ficlet fest (and good thing since this is 258 words!
Prompt: "Unexpected packages in the mail" provided by
Whichclothes
Unexpected Package
by
Dragon's Phoenix
Seeing Xander dozing before the tv, Spike smirked as he tossed
the object into the boy’s lap. Xander bolted up, glanced
around a bit in a daze before finding it. With a shriek that was
everything Spike had hoped it would be, Xander tossed it to the
other side of the couch. “What the hell is
that?”
After a lascivious lick of his lips, Spike said, “If you
don’t know by now, pet…”
Xander looked at the dildo, lying there harmlessly on the other
end of the couch, as if it were some kind of soul sucking demon.
“I know what it is,” he shouted. “What’s
it doing here?”
Tossing the box onto the kitchen table, Spike ignored
Xander’s question and asked, “Got something you
forgot to mention?”
“What?” Xander asked. “Why would you think that
I?”
Spike shrugged. “Dru doesn’t tend to be wrong about
these things.” Leaning in over Xander until their faces
were inches apart, trapping the boy against the back of the
couch, Spike added, “And you didn’t answer my
question.”
“I, um,” Xander added unhelpfully.
Spike darted his tongue out, almost but not quite touching
Xander’s lips. “Need some help with that
thing?” he asked, nodding toward the dildo.
Xander frowned. “What do you think I am,
stupid?”
Spike took three steps back, crossed his arms, and glared down at
Xander, who, frowning even harder, glanced between the dildo and
Spike. With an “oh” of understanding, Xander finally
replied. “Maybe I could use a little help?” he asked
uncertainly.
Spike’s grin came back.
